Figurative Language Rap

Don't you love it when a kid says, "You should really watch this one [whatever weird thing is cool now] youtube video!"

I usually go, "Sure, email it to me and I'll watch it."  And then they drop it, because that sounds like a lot of work to them.

Unless it's really a good video, and then they keep asking and asking and finally send it to you.  And it happens to actually BE good. 

Ever happened?

Anyway, here is a recent find a la one of my very persistent students.  Maybe someone can use it for some figurative language practice.  You know I love a good rap moment...